Some witches get a fairy tale. I got a babysitter and a death sentence.



Just when I thought things were looking up, Fate decided to kick me in the kidneys.



Surviving a brush with Death should've earned me a break, but instead, I got stuck with a womanizer as my so-called protector. If River had kept his pants up, we wouldn't be in this mess.



They say power corrupts, but unlimited magic? That twists a mind beyond repair—just look at my grandmother. Not even the shifters can fix this mess.



Now, I have to track down an archdemon, avoid becoming a vampire's midnight snack, and dodge a vengeful scorned lover. And—just for the record—I wasn't even the one getting laid.



Everyone thinks I'm about to go down. Hard. The nerve of some people. I've got one thing to say to them. Witch, please.



Witch, Please is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud addition to the Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery series. If you love sassy heroines, supernatural chaos, and magic-fueled mayhem, you won't want to miss Hazel Byrne's latest adventure.