You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning
Publisher: Macmillan Audio
Date: September 2009
Duration: 3 hours 56 minutes
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
Airlines serving up one hot mess
Action figure Jesus
Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
And much more!
You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.