You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning

Unabridged Audiobook

Written By: Celia Rivenbark

Narrated By: Celia Rivenbark

Publisher: Macmillan Audio

Date: September 2009

Duration: 3 hours 56 minutes


From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: o Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate o How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life o Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering o Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? o Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time o Airlines serving up one hot mess o Action figure Jesus o Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter o And much more! You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.