You're going to wish you never picked up this book.



Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in:




- A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.



- The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt.



- Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you.



- The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD.



- Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.