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How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive: A Novel

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Craig Dilouie
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2
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2
Release Date
June 18, 2024
Duration
11 hours 20 minutes
Summary
From a Bram Stoker Award‑nominated author comes a darkly humorous horror novel that sees a famous 80s slasher director set out to shoot the most terrifying horror movie ever made using an occult camera that might be (and probably is) demonic.

Horror isn't horror unless it's real.

Max Maurey should be on top of the world. He's a famous horror director. Actors love him. Hollywood needs him. He's making money hand over fist. But it's the 80s, and he's directing cheap slashers for audiences who only crave more blood, not real art. Not real horror. And Max's slimy producer refuses to fund any of his new ideas.

Sally Priest dreams of being the Final Girl. She knows she's got what it takes to score the lead role, even if she's only been cast in small parts so far. When Sally meets Max at his latest wrap party, she sets out to impress him and prove her scream queen prowess.

But when Max discovers an old camera that filmed a very real Hollywood horror, he knows that he has to use this camera for his next movie. The only problem is that it came with a cryptic warning and sometimes wails.

By the time Max discovers the true evil lying within, he's already dead set on finishing the scariest movie ever put to film, and like it or not, it's Sally's time to shine as the Final Girl.
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Profile Avatar Ana R. Sep 2025

The narrator kept this story moving, and intriguing. Overall, the book had a semi predictable story arc, but the character development made you care about the outcome. If you're in the mood for a psychological slasher, this is definitely the book. I will warn that the protagonist is a unlikeable at times (think worst film bro), but all the other characters make this worthwhile.

How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive: A Novel

How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive: A Novel

Author: Craig Dilouie
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